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womandroid4001:

womandroid4001:

why do straight boys walk so slow

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4 weeks ago (Aug 5, 14) | 174,990 notes | rowemanticpinfad) | reblog
  -  omg  -  yes  -  


mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.



someoneatethis:

If I wanted to eat mini brains, I’d kill infants and crack their skulls open like a normal person.





factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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Makoto Tachibana AKA gorgeous supermodel

1 month ago (Jul 13, 14) | 12,282 notes | perfverthoutarouh) | reblog
  -  MAKO CHAN  -  uwu  -  anime: free!  -  my bae  -  anime and manga  -  




obeyrynmartell:

Do people snack on that set? What do they have?

"In Belfast there is a lot of tea going around. In Croatia, there were cheese and ham sandwiches that I couldn’t stop eating" [X]



laurenjauregei:

how to be smooth as hell with your crush



waya-wayaya:

practice Momotarou kun



donkeykongcountry2:

i love that world war 2 is called world war 2

it sounds like the sequel to an action movie

“WORLD WAR 2….

GERMANY’S BACK, AND THIS TIME….

IT’S PERSONAL”



guiltyhipster:

Girls get mocked for liking high heels and lipstick. Girls get mocked for liking sports. Girls get mocked for liking tea and books. Girls get mocked for liking comics books and video games. Girls get mocked for liking math and science. Girls get mocked for liking boys. Girls get mocked for liking girls. Girls get mocked for liking both. What the fuck are we supposed to like? Water? Air? Come on, tell me. I’m dying to know. 



swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right





asian:

all i want in life is

  • fast wifi
  • fast metabolism
  • fast food
  • fast shipping